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Acupuncture

8/25/2013

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When first considering acupuncture, I vowed not to look. 

It's a habit: I never glance down when donating blood, and while I can stitch an open wound closed, I'd prefer never to do it again. 

Piercing makes me queasy. Talking about piercing makes me queasy.  Needles. Punctures. Ugh.

But of course, some five or six visits into acupuncture treatment for a long-standing shoulder injury, I really really really want to look. 

The Chinese doctor who punctures me is a bright woman with a PhD, whose accent moves the English words just a bit too fast and loose for me to follow her the first time she explains. Except of course, when she tells me, "Sorry! You not gonna like this."

Right she is. 

Having attached alligator clips with color-coded wires between a small device and -- I must assume -- the needles inserted into my arm, she begins running a mild electrical current. She asks if I can bear some more. 

I can.

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Taking deep breaths, focusing on relaxing the muscles that want to jump up and run, I soothe myself by contemplating electrical shockings of my past...These pulses sting, sure, but, it's not as bad as the shock from an electric fence or that faulty plug in a socket or the time I zapped myself across the kitchen trying to clean the fan over the stove. 

Still, the cycle continues for a long while, at precisely my sorest spots. There's a scent of burning herbs, rubbing alcohol, and the faint, regular tzeet, tzeet, tzeet of the machine at my elbow.

Curiosity, meet cat. Cat -- curiosity. 

I lift my head from the pillow and take a long look. 

A line of four or five thousand slim needles lead a meandering course from my shoulder to the base of my fingers. 

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They shine in the dimmed light of the treatment room like the spears of a massed diminutive army at the Thermopolis gate, like blasted trunks standing after a flash fire in the forest, like the spines of a porcupine.

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Gulp.

Second look: there are maybe 18 needles, set in pairs along the same pathway that is marked in red in the medical poster on the wall above me. I didn't feel the needles go in, and only sense them now when the electrical pulse squeezes the muscles along the way. Maybe muscles. Maybe nerves. Maybe chi. Chakras might be implicated. I don't know. And I am okay with this ignorance. 

I'm rarely okay with ignorance. Beyond reason to me is the comfort of research, data, trivial facts, theories, original sources. 

But for the little I know about acupuncture, let me counter with a separate and equal lack of understanding of the chemistry of aspirin or the architecture of my own ulna.

What I do know: in a week or two weeks, something will change. I'll be able to stretch this arm without this creeping heat of irritated nerves or tendons or chi or whatever it is that has been sending a jangling bolt of sensation -- radiating from this shoulder. I'll rotate my hands and stretch my wrists without wincing. I'll put fingers on the keyboard and type about it, not thinking about what hurts or how much.

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Puzzle: Visual Pun 2

8/21/2013

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A slight ebb in the big tide of words around here. There are more than 2300 images currently on the desktop. Might as well let them play. 

PictureExample 1

Example 2:
"Dagnabbit! If I haven't told them once, I told them a hunnerd times and STILL they manage to make it wrong. Buncha jerks! Not like it's too much to ask, a simple request, but no...."

First correct answer below earns a fabulous* prize.

*Fabulous -- as always -- being a relative term.
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Everglades Challenge: A Song for 5200

8/18/2013

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Ah, 5200.  Marine adhesive most divine!

To name you a polyeurethene sealant and adhesive does so little justice to your magical powers. Not only do you form a strong and flexible bond resistant to salt water, O sticky goo, you perform miracles. 

Yea, I say unto you, miracles! How else does a microscopic dab of 5200 stretch to a nautical mile of white trace? And the way your purity of color besmirches precisely those items least likely to require a marvelous marine sealant? It's unholy how you find dark blue clothing and couch-loving pets. 

And verily I say undo you: a pinhead's worth of 5200 will track on the bottom of a sneaker for -- and I promise I can count them still -- eighteen individual steps. Growing fainter, sure, but still visible across concrete and decking and welcome mat and hardwood planks, round as tiny cannon scars and quite indelible. 

It is written that 5200 cures fully in two days into a watertight, flexible, and lasting seal, but the thaumaturgy of you, O my 5200, defies this sacred Instruction for Use. 

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As it is spoken, so it shall NOT be: loaf-like and fishy, 5200 keeps going and going and going, smudging chalkily for weeks. 

O 5200! Spread thick -- and devil take the hindmost, O most holy 5200! I implore you, look over our Frankenscot. Bless every single bit of hardware and each thread of every bolt with gobs of your non-Newtonian moisture barrier. Keep us from corrosion, leakage, failure, aboard this, our  Everglades Challenge boat project without end. 

Shall we finish with a hymn?

Thank you, The Red Elvises, for this music video!
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Synesthesia

8/14/2013

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Does the color blue taste like dirty laundry? Like SweetTarts? Like beef jerky? Like mud?

Synesthesia is a brain condition that creates just this sort of sensory crossover.  Some synthesthetes “smell” colors or “taste” words. For these people, sounds can be cold or damp or spiked, and scents may have distinct textures.  

It's a condition that runs in families, and might affect as many as one in every two dozen people.  The crossover is not universal (not everyone tastes green as mint, but there is some overlap from person to person...) Oh -- and the condition sometimes visits the brain with help from traumatic brain injury, seizure disorder, psychedelic drugs.

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Vladimir Nabokov, famously, had one of the most common forms of this condition called grapheme-synthesthesia or “color reading.” Both he and his wife Vera associated colors with various letters. In his memoir, Speak Memory, he writes that the “V” of his own name is “quartz pink” and the number 5 is red. Regardless the typographical convention, the Arabic numeral 5 was red to him. 

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There's a whole lot more to say about synthesethia -- research means to search again, right? -- but at the end of my reading and Googling and day-dreaming about colors and smells and neurological conditions, it comes back to this rather bootless question: 

If Nabokov were 27 today, brilliant and multi-lingual, fascinated by butterflies and riddles, chess problems and multi-layered puns, seeing words in color -- what would he be doing with himself? 

Would he be one of those writers who sticks with a Bic pen and a college-ruled notebook? 

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Maybe Nabokov would be creating a role-playing game with hyperlinks and imbedded trapdoors and puzzles to decode.

Or would he have chosen to follow his bliss into science, studying butterflies for a living, becoming an even more accomplished lepidopterologist? 

And what -- probably most to the point -- would Vera have suggested?  
Definition: Bootless, (adj.) (archaic)

• (of a task or undertaking) ineffectual; useless:
• "remonstrating with him seems ever to have been a bootless task

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--from the Oxford Dictionary online
 


The Brain That Ate Paris!

According to Paul MacLean’s triune brain theory, we can divide the brain into three parts (like Gaul, the Universe, and every other random thing). 


At the core is the reptilian brain, which keeps a body breathing and startling at stimuli. Around the outside, the brainy Neocortex holds onto science, language, art, math, and questions and answers for "Jeopardy!"  

In between is the limbic system, which includes brain structures with wonderful names like the hippocampus, the amygdala and the hypothalamus. The limbic system provides emotion -- and through them judgement (take that, Mr. Spock!).  

In The Man Who Tasted Shapes (GP Putnam's Sons, New York, 1993) author Richard E. Cytowic suggests that we are all born with some degree of synesthesia but learn to filter it out. The limbic system sorts data and selects what's salient, and then passes the data on to the Neocortex, which in turn creates our "reality."

Believe me when I say that it gives me an actual pain to spare you Cytowic's fascinating explanation.

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Everglades Challenge: Bolts for Frankenscot

8/11/2013

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What's in your junk drawer? Broccoli bands and popsicle sticks and take-out menus? Yup, we got em. Plus a boat-load of old stainless and aluminum fittings. Blocks and fair-leads, rivets, pad-eyes, hooks and cheeks, plus short sections of spectra line and salvaged through-fittings. It's the natural detritus of decade following decade of boat modifications combined with a basic refusal to throw stuff out. 

And it comes in handy from time to time.

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Like today, when TwoBeers got to work on fitting hardware on our Everglades Challenge boat-to-be, Frankenscot. 

...after first rinsing out all the itching powder -- I mean fiberglass dust. 

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For the mainsheet, we'll start with the standard Flying Scot system: a swivel cleat mounted on the aft end of the centerboard trunk. Large ratchet block to come.  

This system has the advantage of being easy to release. 
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At the bow, TwoBeers installed a stainless stem fitting that Derek at JTR made. 

This will anchor the headstay. (She said, blithely.)

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Twobeers has fitted a couple of temporary jib cleats in place.  Using the existing stainless jib-tracks for a turning block, the jib sheets will cross the centerboard trunk and cleat there (for now).
(Why yes, that is the unwieldy telephone-pole mast in the middle of the photo. It doesn't have a good resting place elsewhere.)
We're impatient to start water-testing the beastie, but there are a few more essential elements to add before Frankenscot can try to swim. 

 
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Puzzle: Visual Pun 1

8/7/2013

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Kicking up my heels a little today. 
Bridling under the pressure. 
Chomping at the bit. 
 
So here's a quick puzzle. 
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Causes to dry up.

First correct guess below gets a fabulous prize.*

*"fabulous" being a relative term.
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Everglades Challenge: Bulking up

8/3/2013

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Frankenscot, our planned monohull sailboat entry into the 2014 Everglades Challenge race, continues to take shape. The addition of some bulkheads, spacers, and holders for the racks has kept Twobeers off the streets. And sporting a Tyvek jumpsuit -- be still my heart!

Thanks to a surprisingly spirited thread discussion of the Frankenscot, on the ever-lively sailing website SailingAnarchy.com, we have no shortage of fresh opinions on the project from both inside and outside of the WaterTribe. 

After having removed the seats from the former Flying Scot -- thereby making the boat resemble a bathtub all the more -- it seemed prudent to beef up support for the deck. If there are any non-sailors still here, bless your heart! -- imagine a tupperware dish: a rigid lip gives the lightweight plastic bowls a lot more strength. Same concept with boats. 
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Low craftitude: a glue gun would have made the process of making a template much easier. Still, we are grateful for duct tape.
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Fiberglass-and-balsa bulkhead.
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Pressing the bulkhead into position. Note the freshly ground fiberglass hull for maximum adhesion.
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Thanks to Chris and Monica Morgan for delivering a handful of balsa for the bulkheads. They know their fiberglass.

With both racks in place, the Frankenscot has a 10-foot, 11-inch wingspan.  Since 8 feet is the maximum width for highway driving -- of course the Frankenscot's wings are detachable. A key engineering challenge is to be sure that they detach only on command. 

The aluminum tubing of the rack passes through the deck and fits snuggly into fiberglass sleeves, which are anchored to the hull with yet more fiberglass strips.

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With the racks set roughly in place.
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Marking the adhesion area for grinding.
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Sleeve in place. When testing commences -- we'll be doubling up on crew.
In addition, the racks attach to the deck on small risers to give them the lift they need.

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Rack will be through-bolted with this riser.
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The Frankenscot's new topsides.
With the fiberglass resin kicking with a faint whiff of cyanide -- ah, fiberglass! -- today's work is done. Next up, the application of hardware. 
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