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AMY SMITH LINTON

Dreadful Music

5/17/2020

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A title like that and you're still reading? Bless you! I hope I can make it worthwhile.

As a rule, I prefer to share stuff I adore. Rare finds. Unlikely but likable things. Unexpected pleasures. Books that I think deserve a wider readership, for instance, or experiences that I'd like to encourage others to have.

But that basic human urge to share the other side --the irresistible impulse that says, "Jeepers, this stinks! Sniff it!"  

Is there a Germanic term for this instinct , like schadenfreude? There ought to be.  

It would be generous to imagine that our impulse to share things revolt the senses is like –– as the old phrase has it, trouble shared is trouble halved.

But I don't guess kindness is any part of the underlying motivation. I believe the reason we love sites like cake wrecks and people of Walmart is NOT to reduce the shock one feels. Sharing amplifies that shock but also, like a clever party-goer, scrapes off the offending image or scent onto someone else. Here, look, isn't it awful?!   

So when I say the three worst songs in my music history are as follows, I am not simply trying to entertain. 
I can live with Flock of Seagulls' one hit. And Tony Basil's  "Micky" just makes me smile fondly at those early MTV days. But Toto?

I don't care who covers "Africa."

It's still a tone-deaf ear-wormy catchy damn tune that irritates me down to my cuticles.

This song, plus Europe's "The Final Countdown," and Toto's other smash-me-in-the ear, "Rosanna," make me doubt in the cheering power of pop music.
Sure, it was funny on Anchorman. But the earnest warbling of "Afternoon Delight" so lacks irony or even basic self-awareness... 

And ultimately it's worse, even, than those other two late 70's sex embarrassments, Captain and Tenille's "Muskrat Love" and Paul Anka's awful "Having My Baby."  
Super creepy AND awful, so when you find yourself humming the refrain of "Into the Night," you've become complicit.

Trying to listen to this –– why do I even remember it? see above. The wretched refrain! –– was a toss-up of unpleasantness with the almost-equally miserable "Young Girl, Get Out of My Mind" by Gary Puckett and the Union Gap, another pedophilic tune that, oddly, falls right into my vocal range. 
And as a bonus, because back when irreverent reporters waited for results or otherwise idled in the Sports Department of The St. Petersburg Times, the game we played was to pick the line-up for the band that was playing in Hell.

​Karen was always on the skins. 
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Obie
5/17/2020 10:38:24 pm

I was astounded to note I agree with your critique of Toto, not just Africa, but pretty much all their work. The rest of your list is spot on. Gary Puckett’s “Young Girl, ...” was a song I liked for the catchy tune but I never really liked the lyrics. Much of 1960s pop had that theme. Phyllis Schafly would approve.

I enjoyed your Dreadful Music blog this evening. Thank you.

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Amy
5/24/2020 12:57:12 pm

Thanks Obie! We are in accord musically (see what I did there?).

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Christina
5/17/2020 10:55:20 pm

Yesssss! More ranting, Amy! You do it soooooo well!

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Amy
5/24/2020 12:57:29 pm

Thanks Christina!

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Lois
5/18/2020 07:35:09 am

Great list!

Toto: How can you not love a song with amazing lyrics like "I kissed the maid down in Africa," or was it "I cut my bangs down in Africa?"

Afternoon Delight - that song only works in "Good Will Hunting."

I would vote Captain and Tennille above The Carpenters as "what's playing in Hell."

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Amy
5/24/2020 12:58:24 pm

Thanks Lo. We could debate C and T or Carps...it's a toss up. So much actual talent put to such dreadful use!

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Michele
5/18/2020 12:43:27 pm

I agree with you and could add many more examples to your list . Even though the lyrics drive us crazy , I love recalling the time period during my life and the people I was with when I first heard the song. Right now I can see my mom smiling and singing afternoon delight . 😀

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Amy
5/24/2020 12:59:25 pm

Thanks for that, Michele. It's all taste and context, and there's nothing like some nostalgia to season these bitter meals...

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Stumblingthunder
6/27/2020 10:23:32 pm

When I first saw the title, my first thought was of good "Dreadful Music," ie Reggae!

My noodle wiring does not often travel the same paths as most everyone else...



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Amy
11/30/2020 01:07:24 pm

Nice one, Stumbling! I admire that non-run-of-the-mill association. Why is it called "run of the mill"? Because a water mill's stream is called a race? Dang it. Now I have to look it up. <pause for clicking> Huh. Has nothing to do with a mill race.

Thank you!

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