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AMY SMITH LINTON

Everglades Challenge: Spawn Looks More and More like the Painted Love Child of a Praying Mantis and a Delorean DCM-12

12/18/2018

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Not sure what else I need to add after that title, but here goes.  

Background: The Everglades Challenge is an annual unsupported adventure water race that sends a fleet of paddlers, sailors, and rowers down the west coast of Florida from St. Petersburg, across the Everglades, and ends 300 miles later in Key Largo.

It begins on the first Saturday of March.

​It's organized by a group called the Water Tribe, and the start at Fort DeSoto Beach is one of the goofiest, most glorious marine spectacles imaginable.
Spawn of Frankenscot
Racks folded for trailering.

My favorite skipper has participated for a few years –– his WaterTribe handle is "Two Beers."

He sails with Jahn Tihansky ("Moresailhesaid") on a boat designed by OH Rodgers ("Ninjee"). The team has surprised more than a few skeptical onlookers and broken a couple of records.

​I've been chronicling the ongoing 
adventures, naturally. 
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Each year, the guys innovate, redesign, refine. Mr. Linton spends many a spare hour dreaming about the project, and then many a busy day implementing the improvements.  

This year, it's a new arrangement for the water ballasting and hiking racks.

Carbon fiber attachments and integral glass-over-wood tanks hinge up and out.  This change, we all hope, should improve flotation as well as speeding up the processes of getting the boat from trailer to water.  

Plus it might be a bit cushy for the tushy.
Spawn of Frankenstein
Racks deployed as for sailing.
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Each year, I try to tamp down my impatience and worry knowing that Two Beers finds the long, fiddly process both mentally and physically engaging.
He told me that there is no other sailing competition that gives him the chance to use his strategic wit, maritime experience, and boat-MacGyvering in this way.

I get it, but still I worry. 300 miles. Storms. Gators and crocs. Sticky mud and razor-sharp oyster beds. Sleep deprivation. Idiot powerboaters. Et cetera.

​Water testing in a couple of weeks, knock wood.
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12 Comments
Andy Hayward
12/18/2018 08:53:43 am

Looking good!

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Amy
12/18/2018 06:23:23 pm

Thanks, Andy!

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Mathew Dalton
12/18/2018 09:02:28 am

Looks fast and seaworthy. A good combo!

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Amy
12/18/2018 06:23:44 pm

Thanks Matt! Knocking wood!

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...that you pour jet fuel into.
12/18/2018 10:08:32 am

Skeptical onlookers must be nuts ! I'd bet the farm on that yacht.

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Amy
12/18/2018 06:24:18 pm

Thank you for your confidence!

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Todd Johnson
12/18/2018 11:12:55 am

Racks look more comfortable than ever. Contact mypillow.com for additional assistance!

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Amy
12/18/2018 06:24:52 pm

Thanks Todd!
My yoga mat won't work?

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LISA HAYWARD
12/18/2018 02:07:35 pm

You were supposed to say..."No big deal! Piece of cake!" Not Gators and crocs and such....🤔🤔🤔

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Amy
12/18/2018 06:25:46 pm

Hey Lisa! Thanks for stopping by.
Pay no attention to the worrywart behind the curtain!
PS, what's your WaterTribe handle??

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John E
12/18/2018 03:50:52 pm

The boat looks fast, the crocs will never be able to keep up.

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Amy
12/18/2018 06:27:01 pm

Thanks John!
From your lips to the ears of the gods!

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