Belay that. Turns out we already have close to 100 apple trees on the land (overgrown, I grant you, and untended for decades, but full-on rows of trees -- producing fruit already!). And it turns out that even when it's not raining, the mud factor makes tenting, hmm, let's say "untenable."
So we set a small budget and got ourselves a camper. An elderly, somewhat frail camper with hideous plaid upholstery. Okay, full disclosure: a squalid, dented, fake-woodgrain-interior trailer with leaks and a gimpy set of windows. A camper on the verge of being junked. | |
And it didn't implode as we hauled it down the road, over the hill, past those cows, down the driveway, and over to that nice bluff.
Given a week and access to the hardware store it's quite possible to convert a 150-square-foot unseemly little metal dwelling into something pleasant for quite a bit less money than most people in my neighborhood spend on rent each month. Jeff is a good rough carpenter, after all, and caulk is cheap.

Jeff shored up the rotted beams and re-floored the soft spots, applied a nice thick layer of roof-seal on top, and caulked the snot out of the seams. He got the windows working and made sure the water system was watertight. He replace the dented valve on the propane tank and cleared the propane system (now that was an exciting afternoon!).
There's a wonderful product called cabinet paint -- applied with a foam roller, it's a water-based paint that sticks to and covers any manner of Formica folderol. I picked a warmish cream color and start painting everything inside the little cottage-on-wheels. I mean ev-er-re-thing: walls, cabinets, metal cabinet hardware, tabletops, etc.
Because the spirit of Frickin Betty-Jo Crocker took possession, I also made cream-colored curtains, scarlet slip-covers for the upholstery, and customized linens to fit the odd-size mattress. (Note to do-it-yourselfers. If you need to cut foam, get one of those electric carving knives. The kind used by Dr. Frankie in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Works great and encourages you to say non-crafty things like "It was a tender subject," and "Transvestites, start your engines!") | |