File Under: Head-Scratchers...

Sometimes you have to stop and just wonder. 

Wait, In complete seriousness: W the actual F?

An angel in heaven is advising us to be concerned with (or possibly to find complacent self-satisfaction in) the pursuit of wealth?  I stopped going to Sunday school early, but I seem to remember the point of Christianity was -–– not this. 

I had viral encephalitis as a young person. I woke up in the ICU with my priorities rearranged (I was thenceforth incorrigible at school, since really –– what discipline could compare with the creeping onset of full paralysis and unconsciousness?) and lingering issues with language processing.

​These five words are parallel to what I sometimes hear when when people are talking.
  

I will hand it to Old Milwaukee for claiming its stake, but does this not beg the question?