File Under: Maybe Someone Else Ought to Proofread it First.

1/14/2014

Len

1/14/2014 02:02:48 am

Hi Amy ... I know someone who once bought a frozen kayak.
To try and warm it up he lit a fire inside it.
It sank , proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it.

1/14/2014 06:30:46 am

I'm afraid to ask about the Live kayak then.

1/14/2014 06:32:46 am

Come to think of it, why would one rent bait. does it come with a limited use return policy?

Amy

1/14/2014 02:04:01 pm

Ed
Maybe a walrus is a living kayak?

Amy

1/14/2014 02:38:22 am

Len,
Thank you for that. I snotted coffee onto myself AND did a face-palm.

I think, she said with the sharp eye of a horse-trader looking at a likely field of ponies, you could add the word "true" to the end of the sentence to make it scan even closer to the original...

Ensign RumDown

1/14/2014 03:41:22 am

"for money"

Amy

1/14/2014 02:04:34 pm

Thank you, Ensign RumDown.

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