My favorite skipper was sailing back to Florida from the island of Bonaire with his dad when the theme song from "Gilligan's Island" got stuck in his head. It was a long offshore voyage that included a lot of adventures, beginning with Pappa Joe having decided it was time to quit smoking. A few peevish days into it, and having scrounged every fleck of dried old tobacco from the bilge, I believe they made a foray into Key West for smokes. Later in the voyage, they nearly sunk off the coast of Venezuela. Spent the night holding Island Woman off the rocks and had to limp into shore to effect repairs. Which led to a midnight bunk, dodging commercial traffic out of –– was it Maracaibo? to avoid having to hire the required but extravagantly expensive harbor pilot. They returned home with both passports, which was a bit of serendipity. Also, Pappa Joe nearly got pulled overboard by a billfish. He wanted to boat the fish; the fish wanted to ocean the man. Two men on a stout 36-footer with a damaged rudder making their way upwind from the lower reaches of the Caribbean? Of course some song was going to get stuck in someone's beezer. Why not that most appropriate of lyrics: "The weather started getting rough/the tiny ship was tossed"? Any sailor with the slightest lick of whimsey has chanted those words from time to time. Of course, with the Google these days it's a cinch to get the rest of the words. Offshore, back in the day, sleep-deprived and salty? Upon reaching shore, I imagine these were his first words to the nice fella at the gas pump in Marco: "Hey, you know Gilligan's Island? Yeah, what comes after 'Sit right down and you'll hear a tale/A tale of a fateful trip'?"
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cruz satan 2016
2/26/2016 12:39:41 pm
Two honest-to-god salts, and a fun story. In the movie Lloyd Bridges as Pappa Joe is wrestlin the disobedient fish and says "I picked a helluva week ta quit smokin!"
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Amy
2/27/2016 08:02:55 am
Hey Cruz-
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Cath Mason
2/27/2016 05:11:54 pm
Love your phrase "the fish wanted to ocean the man"
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Amy
2/28/2016 11:29:12 am
Aww, thanks Cath! To be brutally frank, me too.
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