There's probably a mock-credit-card commercial in here somewhere: 27 blank notebooks: $377. 14 12-packs of disposable fountain pens: $133. Adding a fiction publishing credit to the list: priceless.
Or maybe not, but a very short story of mine has been published by an audio magazine called 4'33". The website is http://www.fourthirtythree.com/
It's story #99, "In Which I Propose a Handful of Questions to Three of the Citizens Involved Who Are at Present Unable to Answer."
Big shout-outs of thanks to sailing sound-guy Rod Koch, who connected me with Jon Shea at jonsheabass.com, who made me sound remarkably like myself. Only better.