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AMY SMITH LINTON

Sailing Stories: What Didn't Happen Next

5/6/2016

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For each shipwreck and partial dismemberment and what-not on the bounding main, there are thousands of unlikely near-misses.

​Like history, sailing stories are told by the survivors.
I heard about this one afterward:  While sailing his A-cat catamaran out of Key Largo, my own dearest skipper tacked and somehow missed hooking his harness back into the trapeze hook.

​The trapeze is a contraption that allows a sailor to lean into the wind farther out from the deck of the boat. It's got a circus feel about it.

​Anyhow, during a tack, he missed the hook and slid mostly over the side  Nothing particularly unusual for an A-cat in that. Everyone misses his strap once in a while. But sadly, my skipper tangled in some line as he slid head-first toward the drink. 

He went not entirely overboard.
Jeff Linton, A-Class Catamaran
The wind was piping up, and as an A-cat is wont to do, the boat began to sail without human guidance. 

​
It charged along for perhaps a boat-length or so before attempting to tip over. Then came the sad truth:  the mainsheet, that rope used to trim the sail  –– the gas pedal, more or less –– was in fact tied around my skipper's right ankle.

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Mr. Linton was tethered to the boat on a rather short (three feet?) leash. Any effort to climb back aboard the wayward boat trimmed the sail, causing the boat to start hauling the mail again. Shortly thereafter, lacking a counterweight, the boat would heel over until the sea-anchor (inseam 32 inches, answers to the name of "Honey,") caught, and then the boat rounded up and went "whoa."
Like a greyhound reaching the end of its chain and yanking itself to a standstill, the boat sped up, tipped, stopped, smacked back down, sped up, tipped, stopped smacked back down, over and over, with our hero dangling by a thread.  

The boat couldn't properly tip over and the rider could neither dismount nor regain his seat. "He was heading for Cuba," one of the other sailors told me, strangely gleeful. 

"I didn't have a knife to cut myself free." Mr. Linton admitted. "Or anyway, it was in the mast-bag and I couldn't reach it."

Dunked repeatedly, pointed toward the open ocean, and rescue not close to hand –– the dunking went on until somehow –– somehow –– he managed to wiggle free.


This story seems to grow in horribilification* the more I think about it.  We are all here by luck and chance. One tiny mistake or a droplet of ill luck and ––

​Maybe maybe the stories are better left untold. 
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​*Sure <shrugs defiantly> I made that word up. Horribilification. Big Whup. I think we all know what it means.
4 Comments
George Albaugh
5/6/2016 01:07:40 pm

All's swell that ends swell...

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Amy
5/6/2016 10:49:47 pm

Ask not for whom the swell tolls.

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greg
5/8/2016 12:59:08 pm

kind of like sailing a Moth from the water with your hand still on the tiller. Wondering how I got there. I wear my Lifejacket all the time now. The stable Moths won't flip when you need it too. Heck you can sail to Cuba legally Now.

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Amy
5/9/2016 07:07:05 pm

Yup. We've been there.

I was bucked clean off a Sunfish while sailing around Davis Islands -- the Southerly washing machine was on "heavy-duty agitate."

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