
Reintarnation = when you die and come back as a hillbilly.
I'm a little stung that some of my better entries haven't won. For instance, in "Children's Books that Will Never Get Published Contest" I'm still sold on Bi-Curious George. My Pop/Poet mash-up of T.S. "Misdemeanor" Eliot ("Ash Wednesday" + "Move It") should have earned me at least a Style Invitational Loser coffee-cup, but no. My genius continues unrecognized.

And there's attitude, originally referring to posture but which came from "aptitude" and the Latin "aptus" meaning "joined, fitted."
Not needing much encouragement to chase a dovetail, I am led to other twin words that might be coined.
If the twin word is a partial anagram, well, Attitude's brother is obvious -- someone has employed it, surely, to describe the quality of being both inked and snotty: Tatitude.
But how about Craftitude and Fractitude, which share only a 21st Century millieu?
Craftitude = your skill level in applying a glue gun and/or glitter to improve a situation. | Fractitude = a measure of your ideological commitment to fossil fuels. |
Halitude = a measure of how often you stop to check your breath, also, possibly, measure of the dragonesque quality of breath. | Ahltitude = level of the sound made when checking quality of breath. |
Faltitude = describes how much you can be blamed at any given moment. | Alfatude = your tendency to drive con brio; alternately, whether you handle the pack more or less like Cesar Millan. |
Galtitude = rates your similarity to John Galt and also, how much time you spent trudging through Ayn Rand as a teen. | Gallitude = your tendency to shrug and show disdain; also, the ability to irritate others by use of poor (ie "foreign") manners. |
Waltitude = your affinity for Disney gear. | Awltitude = your ability to pierce your way to the heart of the matter. |
Maltitude = rates your age based on the likelihood of your having slurped up an egg cream or malted blended by a genuine soda jerk. | Platitude = which is an insipid statement. Oddly a propos. Dammit. |
Wait.
One more.
Aglatude = offers a quantitative ranking of all your moods. The ideal score is 42. (Thank you Douglas Adams.)