Visual Puzzle: Caption Contest #2, The Gods Themselves Do Text

Shocking, isn't it?  Not only did they spent their days messing with the tides of war and chasing an unsavory amount of mortal tail, but the Classical gods evidently shared our smart-phone addiction. 

I'm hoping that this guy here is not Apollo glued to his LOLs and OM-me's. For one thing, the full and manly beard is not Apollo's style. Plus he didn't need the distraction while piloting his quadriga across the sky each day.  Texting and driving is not funny.

Maybe it's Zeus -- or rather, since I snapped this picture on the Capitoline hill in Rome, maybe it's Jupiter. I wonder if Jupiter checking out that selfie Janus posted.  [she said, snorting nerdishly]  Maybe he's checking his Twitter account (#makelikeaneagle@HotSedele, #makelikeaswan@HotLeda, #makelikeasexybull@HotEuropa), or watching that Instagram parody.
So what -- and who -- is he texting?  

Entertaining caption below wins a prize.   

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(Note, at press-time, the previous caption contest ("Caption Contest #1: The Dogs") is still open to entries. 
Why? Because GoPro software is gobbling up my spare time in addition to filling up my Mac's brain. 
Enter! Vote! Do a pal a solid!)