This gopher tortoise does not give a hoot about caption contests, but then again s/he probably does not have a stock of quasi-fabulous prizes to award.
Leave a caption as a comment below -- the contest will be open for some random period of time until a clear frontrunner emerges.
And oh yes, there will be prizes.
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