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AMY SMITH LINTON

Who Doesn't Want a Pony?

6/22/2021

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The second most joyful pair of words in the  English language, right after "Free puppies"?  

"Wild pony*"

It's a phrase that seems so exciting, so full of promise, so ripe with potentiality.

​If there is a wild pony in your world, that wild pony could be tamed, right?
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For a couple of months when I was in fifth grade, one of the neighboring horses escaped its field. Even then, the neatly fenced landscape of small dairy farms was sliding away from cultivation. It was possible for a large hoofed mammal like a runaway horse to make itself scarce amidst the uncut brush. It set my imagination on fire. 

* To break the rational universe, yes, the happiest of all combinations in the English language would be the impossible pairing of  "free" + "ponies."
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But don't be a fool, man, the space-time continuum can't bear the strain...  
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Full disclosure: I am not alone in this, but I spent a large segment of my younger years absorbed in thoughts of horses. 

Family story says toddler Amy used to make a break for the nearby stable, the feet of my onesie pjs tied together to prevent just such a midnight mission out the window. 

Had we but world enough and time, I could regale you with details about the horses in that stable: Laddie and Pixie, Lady and Shamrock, Daisy and Rex.
Lucky reader, we have NOT world enough or time. But as my skipper recently remarked, "You can take the girl away from the horses, but you can't take the horse out of the girl. 
He was moved to this unusual aphorism by the fact that I had captured a wild pony and led it home to the Would-Be Farm.

Okay, okay, if not technically wild, this pony was wandering without a halter miles from home. In country known to have bears and coyotes.

Pretty much the same thing as a wild pony.


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We were heading down to the river to do some paddling and fishing, four of us convoying our kayaks along a remote stretch of private dirt road when, like a big blue bird of happiness finally coming home to roost, abracadabra! A pony! 
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As someone in a dream, I fed my prize a nibble of apple and rubbed her ears. I whipped up a serviceable halter from the bow line of my sister's kayak and dropped it over the pony's head and commenced the long walk to the Would-Be Farm.

My fishing companions had a variety of reactions. The retired state cop, visibly relieved at someone taking action, drove off saying he'd phone in the missing pony.

My sister echoed my exclamations of "A PONY!"  and took photos.

My sweet spouse suggested that I didn't need to move the animal anywhere. He left the second half of the sentence, "let alone bring it home" unspoken.
I'm not sure how many miles it was from Point A to the Would-Be Farm, but it gave me an opportunity to think about the consequences of my actions.  

Still, when a Pony of Destiny shows up...

It's good to have a conscience, but with a rescued pony, it's far more practical use to possess a corral or a barn to contain the creature while its actual owners are located.

On the walk, I surveyed the neighbors' fields for  an intact fence, a possible stable, or signs of where my diminutive equine buddy might have traveled. 

The former state cop texted with the bad news that no one was missing a pony.  I'd treasured the thought of returning the vagabond to her fond, distraught owners –– possibly by having them meet us on the road with a horse-trailer.

Mr. Linton drove back with bottled water to check on our progress and give us a hand crossing the bridge. 
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Do I need mention that it began to rain?  Or that, once at the Would-Be Farm, the pony ate a snack of grits, drank a bucket of water, took a vigorous roll on the newly cut grass, and trotted off in the direction of the wild back half of the Farm.

The first rule of farming? Right after "If you have livestock, you'll have dead stock," is "Fences first."

There is no comfortable spot to stow a beast of burden at present at the Farm.  I found a longer bit of line and made a more secure halter, and when the pony trotted back –– and toward the road –– I recaptured her.

Making sure she was familiar to the limits of being tied (she had showed a great deal of sensibility and calm on our long walk), I anchored her to a handy tree and ate a belated lunch.
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The consequences of my actions tossed her sweet head and snorted impatiently. She got a hoof over the line and stood balanced on three until I put down my lunch and rescued her.

She snorted and backed with zero dignity into the tenting platform so that she could rub her butt against the edge of the deck.

She took a bite of the evergreen and theatrically rejected it, tossing her thick mane and blowing flecks of green around. She was bored, bored, bored!

It entertaining program, but not a sustainable one.

I laid the options out to my favorite skipper: "One of us will have to drive up the road and ask a neighbor with a corral if we can put the pony there. The other will have to stay and hold the pony's lead." Into the considering silence, I added, "Which one do you want least?"

He elected to hold the pony. The man surprises me. I gave him a pointer or two –– he generally dislikes the whole family of Equus –– and dashed off.

Luckily, there's a messy farmstead up the way with a handful of cattle and horses, plus chickens, and as it turned out, eight sheepdogs.  Beware the dogs indeed.  Standing on the running board, I asked the woman who emerged from the scrum of dogs, "Hey, have you by chance lost a pony?"

She was standing a couple of yards away from the fence inside which a variety of horses and ponies and cows were calmly eating hay. She gestured over her shoulder and said, "Honestly, I don't know. These are my husband's horses."

I thought: and THERE is a successful marriage.

I told her about my wild pony, and she said, "Hmmm, my father-in-law lost a pony last summer." (The youthful horse-crazy kid in me silently fist-pumped at this additional proof that wild pony herds are possible).

Then she said she'd better come take a picture and text it in case it was one of her father-in-law's. 

Yes. It was one of the father-in-law's bunch of horses, she told me. Name of Daisy.  "She's a wanderer," my neighbor said, "Though usually she stays on the other side of the river. It's a long way to walk."

We chatted a bit, and then my neighbor led Daisy away. "I'll bring the rope back," she said.

I sighed and then said to Mr. Linton, "So, you remember that time we went fishing and I caught a wild pony?"  

12 Comments
Lois
6/22/2021 01:58:13 pm

“Horse of Destiny” :)

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Lois
6/22/2021 01:59:44 pm

I mean “pony” :)

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Kat
6/22/2021 04:40:03 pm

I, too, once found a horse--a full grown beautiful bay. As a 12 year old, I thought I had hit pay-dirt, but alas, one of our neighbors claimed the bay.

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Amy
6/28/2021 05:23:25 pm

What a disappointment!

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Charlie Clifton
6/22/2021 06:34:14 pm

At the risk of sounding like Ralphie Wiggams, I had a Lucky Pony.
She was named after a pony of which Homer and Melony found a picture in the old logging camp. Melony would try to coerce Homer into looking up her birth records at the orphanage by offering, "Lucky Pony, Homer, Lucky Pony."

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Amy
6/28/2021 05:23:49 pm

<Facepalm>

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StumblingThunder
6/22/2021 08:37:10 pm

I do believe you have a name for the next boat that follows your skipper home: “Pony of Destiny”.

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Amy
6/28/2021 05:24:46 pm

I dunno. Would that not shut off the potential supply of Ponies of Destiny?
Thanks for stopping by!

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Compatriot
6/23/2021 08:32:43 am

This is completely an extension of our childhood, no? Glad you found her owner, and got a good trip back to the late 70s 🤷‍♀️😂

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Amy
6/28/2021 05:25:16 pm

100%!

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Dawn
6/23/2021 10:20:07 pm

Great story!

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Amy
6/28/2021 05:25:28 pm

Thanks Dawn!

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